In one of those "it's my birthday but you get the presents" kind of moments, I would like to engage in you, the members of my blog republic, in an experiment. I would like you to send your postal address to the following email account:
an.unexpected.gift@gmail.com
In return, I will send you something in the mail. That's it. Call it a gift really.
And yes, it is my birthday so I can make all the bad puns I like.
WERE THEY KARAOKE DISCOUNT VOUCHERS FROM SUBWAY RECORDED ON MINI DV SERVED WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF CYNICISM BUT WITH THE AFTER TASTE OF ACTUAL DESIRE FOR THE FAME THAT IS BEING MOCKED
WHERE IS MY GIFT
ReplyDeleteSTILL NO GIFT
ReplyDeleteTHE CHILDREN ARE CRYING
ReplyDeleteI COULD BE ANYONE
ReplyDeleteTHEY ARE RIGHT
ReplyDeleteTHEY COULD BE ANYONE
ANYONE WHO HAS NOT RECEIVED A GIFT
ReplyDeleteANYONE
ReplyDeleteIN MAILBOX TODAY
ReplyDeleteDISCOUNT VOUCHERS FROM SUBWAY
WERE THEY KARAOKE DISCOUNT VOUCHERS FROM SUBWAY RECORDED ON MINI DV SERVED WITH A HEALTHY DOSE OF CYNICISM BUT WITH THE AFTER TASTE OF ACTUAL DESIRE FOR THE FAME THAT IS BEING MOCKED
ReplyDeleteAND IF NOT HOW MUCH WAS THE DISCOUNT
i...i don't...know!
ReplyDeleteYOURE NOT MEANT TO
ReplyDelete*YOU'RE* NOT MEANT TO
ReplyDeleteBAH TO YOUR PUNCTUATION
ReplyDeleteI AM ONLY INTERESTED IN ACCURACY
ReplyDeleteAKQYURAHSEE
ReplyDeleteI AM ONLY INTERESTED
ReplyDeleteINACCURACY
DAMN YOU CREATIVE TYPES AND YOUR WORDPLAY
ReplyDeleteALSO, NO GIFT
ReplyDeleteDITTO
ReplyDeleteTHERE IS A PARCEL WAITING FOR ME AT THE POST OFFICE
ReplyDeleteTHE POST OFFICE IS CLOSED
IT WAS NOT A GIFT
ReplyDeleteIT WAS SOMETHING ELSE I HAD PAID MONEY FOR
NONETHELESS I HAVE A NEW CD SO I AM PLEASED
THE CD IS FROM ENGLAND
still no good with the post
ReplyDeleteSTILL NOTHING
ReplyDeleteGIFT
ReplyDeleteIt's funny you mention this, only yesterday I was making plans to finally dispatch these to people. You've been very patient.
ReplyDelete