Somewhere in Sydney, April 4th, 2011.

K: It looks like it want to eat my soul.
D: What's with stealing your soul? Nobody wants to steal your soul.
K: Why, what's wrong with it?

Mountain Dew Code Red is evil.

I mean, just look at it. It's evil. In a can.

Further Reading:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_Dew_Code_Red#Flavors_and_varieties
http://www.dewmocracy.com/