Friday, April 06, 2007

Linkin Park are unbelievably lame.

linkin park are terrible

Perhaps the fact that Linkin Park are terrible doesn't need to be raised. Heck, it might even be a given. At the very least, they're plenty stupid. Case in point; the video for their new single "What I've Done". Being a Linkin Park track, I'm sure the narrative revolves around some kind of inner-hardship mixed with layers of self-loathing. As mundane as this is [leave it to Trent; you're obviously fans, just let it go], it's the montage of the video that disturbs me most. The whole thing seems to be some sort of musing on important events in American history in the last few years. So we have scenes of bombs dropping, firemen carrying people to safety, petrol bowsers ticking, and then mixed in is stock footage of Castro, Stalin, and the Klu Klux Klan for good measure. Because it's all the same in the end really.

And in the middle of this we have the band, our heroes, doing whatever it is they're doing; but at least they're making a stand right? Well, when you want to make to make point about the current state of things, perhaps the best place to start would be anywhere other than in the middle of the desert, surrounded by amplifiers and enough lights to illuminate a small suburb. Unless of course you're powering all this equipment on bio-diesel, in which case I'll retract my statement.

I'm sorry Al Gore and Dan Ashcroft, but it really does look like the idiots are winning.

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

IF U THINK THAT LINKIN PARK SUCKS THEN U CAN JUST DIE

Anonymous said...

Do you have any taste in music? Linkin Park is a one of a kind band and no other band is like them at all.

Anonymous said...

jus look,nobody agrees with u, we are disagreeing with u and u have no taste and they are sure of a kind

Anonymous said...

-sigh-

Now look. I'm not here to tell you how much you suck because you think my favorite band is terrible. Let's not deny the inevitable, Linkin Park is different. Many people have powerful opinions about them. Hate them or love them, I do, however, believe that maybe you should show their fans some respect. Or at least show me some respect, since I'm not flaming you for disliking a band.

I don't doubt that you probably have really good taste in music, the opposite said by every single other comment posted here. You don't like one band that I really love. I'm just here to say that the fact that you're just outright saying that they're 'terrible' is aggravating. They've worked hard to acquire the fame that they have.

Anonymous said...

not a fan of linkin park, nice artical

Anonymous said...

go eat a dick, linkin park are awesome. don't like them? thats fine, just dont bad mouth them you tard.

Anonymous said...

Linkin park blows... I agree with there old songs it was the same old shit that no1 wanted to hear it was like the same song. and with what ive done its like to fucking emo. Bleed it out, Faint and Whirlwind are good. but i dont listen to rock anymore. Found the good type of music (Hip-Hop)

Anonymous said...

i agree with almost everyone on this page, if u dont like linkin park thats fine. But dont go bad mouthing them.Especially an idiot like u.

Anonymous said...

Yeah linkin park does suck ppl really need to calm down tho lol "YOU NEED TO DIE IF U DONT LIKE THEM" get a life

Anonymous said...

Woot woot!
LP does suck...
and to the people who say they're different and unique...
then why do they sound just like every other mainstream shit band who sings about how "woe is them?"
I'm sorry if this offends people, but it's time for people to look past what's popular and on the radio and focus on the music for what it really is.

Anonymous said...

LP the greastest sound in all the world sure you guys say that they sound the same but you have no idea of what power LP has the fact that you poeple think they are the same have no taste LP is the greatest sound to ever come out of caili

Anonymous said...

You think Linkin Park are lame? Look in the mirror you fucking piece of shit. I tell you what, why don't you and that Alex kid go jerk each other off in a corner while the rest of us live in the real world and listen to good music.

Anonymous said...

Linkin park is over rated it ruined anime and with its whack ass fan boi AMVs on youtube

people find so individuality and listen other music sometimes i find French elcetro house music Like DaftPunk, Justice, Danger, BreakBot, and even Mr Oizo

to be better then that Redneck emo offspring's anthem and i could careless if any1 else on this entire fckin planet agrees with me

Unknown said...

I'm glad someone finally realizes they're gay. When will people learn that to be a good band you actually have to know how to play guitar?

Anonymous said...

lp r definatly overrated their musics so linear, simple, over produced and all sounds the fucking same. 4 all people who enjoy their music, good 4 u, but 4 those who think they're great u obviously dont know music 2 well. fun- maybe, great-HA!

Anonymous said...

Linkin Park is definitely NOT overrated. Unlike most of the shit nowadays, their lyrics are deep and have meaning to them. You dumb asses are just jealous that you can't sing and perform unique music like they can. Being a hater isn't going to get you anywhere in life.

LP for life.

Anonymous said...

"Linkin Park is terrible."

~ My Google Search Query

Scottie Watson said...

Linkin Park sucks. Bad.

Uninspired lyrics that sound like they're coming from a white kid who didn't get Black Ops for Christmas.

Anonymous said...

Yep! They're awful. Lyrics are terrible, and they're douche bags, you covered that. But what you DIDN'T cover is how mediocre and talentless their band members are! Their guitarist is possibly the worst I've ever heard to get this big. All the cunt can do is play the same 4 5th chords. Not to mention Chester's terrible singing, when not pitch corrected up the ass. An asian rapper, in a nu-metal band? That should be enough to make you want to kill yourself.
Fuck off, Linkin Park! And your tone deaf fans, too!

Ernie said...

If people would research what audio engineers (people smarter than us regarding music) found you would see that every song doesn't only sound the same. But the wave forms are in fact identical and within seconds of each other... so they found a formula and repeated it for their entire carrer. So if you think LP is being unique, that pretty much proves that your ears are complete garbage. listen to white noise (static) on the radio and you'll consider that a great band as well.