I am never on any kind of pulse. This blog’s very raison d’etre* is predicated upon the notion that I’m writing about that thing everyone else liked a long time after everyone had their two cents on it. But through luck (and possibly a brilliant PR strategy), I have found myself in a position to be able to yell at you loudly to find a to play AP Thomson’s Titanium Court.
Before I get into this, I want to make clear that even the small amount of Titanium Court that I’ve played indicates that this is the sort of game that will work best if you go in cold. You can read the Steam page for more information. You can even just straight up play the same demo I did since it’s now part of the current Steam Next Fest as of the time of writing. It might not seem like it’s helpful, but I promise it’s a very good indication of the game’s tone.
I’m now going to post some screenshots that will pose more questions than answers, and then I’ll go into some details. You have been warned.





